The Center of the Earth
very hot
Aluminum Can:
open can
with can standing vertically on a flat surface
and round
opening facing upwards,
wrap hand around can, placing thumb on the side of can facing body
with other four fingers
on side opposite
making a "C" shape with hand.
raise can towards mouth, keeping top of can facing upwards,
and bending
elbow.
place lower lip on rim of can and upper lip over can opening,
covering can opening with mouth.
tilt can
horizontally pouring contents into mouth.
tilt can back down and replace on flat surface, with opening facing upwards,
push
content that is now in mouth down throat, to be digested.
repeat from beginning until can empty
Cost: Anywhere from
0.30 to 2.00, 0.30 being the very cheapest, 2.00 being very expensive, and
0.50 being average.
the "V" sound
(as in vampire)
place upper front teeth on lower lip.
blow air out of mouth whilst sounding vocal chords. a sound
should be heard that resembles "VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV"
flies
sitting there and letting them land on you and annoy you
me
the rest
everyday
every $#&%*@#$ day
everyone
every
one
my Saturday so far:
cleaned room
ate
Fruits and Fibres cereal with milk for breakfast
finished milk and nearly Fruits and Fibres cereal as well
wrote some emails
went to store and bought apple, plum, two cans of Kas,
and ate them, along with two granola banana chocolate bars.
went to paral.lel to meet people at three o'clock
skated
by myself for hour and a half until randomites showed up
jumped on skateboard til it broke
went home
plans:
spear
deep sea squid
There's this piece of paper duct taped to my wall
it's cleverly positioned
in just the right place at just the right level to stare at while sitting on my bed
it's a magic calendar
(tone
of voice is crucial)
TONE OF VOICE IS CRUCIAL!!!
"tone of voice" is "crucial"
TONE of voice is: crucial?
things
on shelf:
piles of clothes, piles of papers, jars and containers, books, guts
this pen has four different color choices
I'm pretty good at avoiding
doing things when I view them as annoying
I'm horrible at it when they're addictive
Checkers:
1. a game of strategy that I have yet to have fun whilst playing
2.
ones that check
CUTE can be used for little dogs, women's clothing
ATTACK usually for
a related version of the above
it's hard ta critisize wat you do since I
do it more
sa
douse: singular of dice
I started working on a sculpture of you
I went to city hall to get permishun
to set it up in the town square
I showed them plans
someone carved their name into the side
it was taken down because
it distracted traffic
you can go see it though, at the bottom of the Indian Ocean
snorkel, deep breath, flash light
(waterproof) health insura
Checkers: the board has squares some are black but others are white
------I'm
working on my descriptive analysis skills
you must keep in mind to take into account to not forget
at times it's very obvious, the difference between good and bad
other
times I can't tell
if you are experiencing a lot of pain raise your hand
objection: yes
but the pain I feel is in my hands
result: can't raise them
well then just start talking to us
objection: yes but
I am talking to "you"
result: I'm outta here
Fine
would you like whipped cream?
I would like the whip Indiana
Jones has
of course I don't actually say that cause
1. it would sound weird
2. they wouldn't get it
3. afraid
of snakes
it's sort of amusing when you think about it
I been talking to you all this time
and only just now do I
realize you don't really exist
REMEMBER: today is that one day that occurs yearly when
"okay" means "shut up" and "shut
up" means "go away please"
accidently on purpose accidently on purpose accidently on purpose
both
