I woke up in the middle of a dream about
my phone was ringing
someone was waiting at my door
but that was real
life
I never dream about horses
never dream about crabs
once dreamt about doorses
and the creaking noise it made
moods
are two liter bottles of soda
the good ones go flat just as quick as the bad ones
had keys in pocket
so when I was
dragged cross the ground
keys made whole in pocket
now my keys just falls right out
one time I left some stuff lying
round
people read it and it was weird
one time I wanted something so badly
I thought about it every day
your
mail box is red and you have a big window
how do I know that? because been to house
current situation:
cons: not that great
pros: don't care that much
my
some-airy
as a child: had hair pulled and nearly cried
as an adolescent: began the tradition of pulling children's hair
strange
but truthful facts:
after it rains all the worms come out and shrivel up on the road
after you drink a bit it burns
in your throat
I got all the messages and missed calls but didn't call back
I'd like to smell your hair and give you presents
I was getting better but then got real bad
lots and lots
of not a lot
in a hurry when it's for you take it easy when it's not
used to have cardboard calendars for December
piece
of chocolate in each day
eat em all right away
we'd sit in a circle under the street light when it got dark
and
see who could hold their spit the longest
as a result we didn't say much during the contest
puddles would show who had
saw
my friend today he was taking out the trash
I said what are you doing?
he said just taking out the trash
he said
I guess I probly see you later on then
I said yeah probly
a couple things I'd rather not have to do:
hear more stories
involving Swedish girls
injure myself again
wait for injuries to heal
worry about that deadline that just keeps coming
closer and closer and closer etc.
a couple things I wouldn't mind having to do under certain circumstances:
sweep the
floor (thats why I have a broom, I like it clean)
smash a television
smash another one
get dumb stuff over with
so I can think about cool stuff
maybe your mom gave birth to you because:
the other sperm didn't make it
she has
a rare case of split personality
where her other personality only comes out one night per lifetime
and
on that night she met your biological father for the first time (first and last)
got some stuff mixed up
thought it'd
be fun (and maybe it was, I don't know how you were at birth)
they paid her
that's what moms do
some bottles of soda
go flat quicker than others eh
