ATTENTION!
the way you dance makes me laugh
Originally,
I had considered buying it in BLUE,
but blue doesn't go
with my eyes
(catheter)
on a more serious note,
you're disgusting go change yourself.
0 ZERO= number of times I've
1. worn pink lipstick
2.
planted chemicals in the garden (harmful)
3. not been afraid of losing that (exaggeration)
4.
suddenly felt weightless
5. finished a game of Monopoly and thought, "I feel refreshed"
6.
considered tatooing my surname onto me
7. worn glasses a whole day
8. been there
in the last 10 months
9. cried over spilt milk
10. wished I were a Tibetan monk
now
that you've redd my list,
I would encourage you to either make your own or get a life
FIRE: is difficult to explain
(very sheltered man, never been outside)
(for example)
1. to get rid of an employee that you don't want no more (boss)
2.
often used figuratively
(example: to keep warm, we decided to li
(example: he had red hair similar to
(example:
no example available
(example: he had a pain that felt lik fire*)
*please note the old usage of the word "lik", which
has created
much controversy amongst studiers of ancient word usage.
for our purposes, it can be defined as "similar
to" or "like".
dude,
I read your script and I lied about what I thought of it because I decided I don't know anything
and
I want to encourage you in your endeavors, not pretend to be in a postition to critique a
movie script.
Sincerely,
Arthur
eventhoughIhaven'tdonenothingwhatIwasplaningondoing,I'mgoing
BYE.
PROLLY
LOOKeD WeirD when I:
was stealing your salt
(very small amount)
and if I drool in my sleep?
it's okay it'll
be dry by the time you wake up I promise
Dear Toy Company,
the plane I got neither flies nor is fun fer playing.
Allegory
for Life
