Person 1: Hello?

Person 2: who is this?

Person 1: ssss

Person 2: ????

Person 1: I am the herder and keeper of the great mountain whales
that fly with air fins

Person 2: that was gay

               now what is ur name

               ??????

Person 1: My name is ever changing, much like the wind turning wherever it pleases

Person 2: dude, stop saying stupid ass shit and tell me ur fuckin name

Person 1: Although I am exceedingly flattered by your determined inquiries as to my identity, I feel this to be an inapropriate time for such discussion and fail to see the benefits which will be aquired upon answering such persistent yet unashamedly blunt questioning

Person 2: ur a fagget

Person 1: I will overlook the spelling error and the obviously intended derrogatory nature of your last statement in the hopes that our relationship can be furthered in a more positive direction

Person 2: alright

               peace

Person 1: Before departing on such an odd note I would ask you to consider disclosing who and/or what parties distibuted to you this telephone number

Person 2: (click)